TNA Impact Wrestling Results
Orlando, FL (Impact Zone)
May 29, 2014
Commentators: Mike Tenay & Taz
Report by: Josh Boutwell of Wrestleview.com
Impact opens up with highlights from last week and Bully Ray makes his way onto the stage. Bully says that as long as he has air in his lungs he swears that he will keep on fighting. He says that he is more motivated now than he has ever been in his career, and that the word is probably better suited as “obsessed” rather than motivated. He says that he is obsessed with six people in TNA, those people have bulls eyes on their backs that he promises to the fans that he will put one of them through the tables that he has set up on the stage. They’re all standing upright with trash bags covering them. Bully rips away the trash bags revealing names spray painted on all of them. Lashley, EC3, Kenny King, MVP, Rockstar Spud, and Dixie’s names are painted on the tables. Bully says that every person in the wrestling business wants to see Dixie go through a table. Bully gets in the ring and says that he doesn’t care if it is one of them or all of them someone better get out in the ring and fight him right now. He says that whether it is now or a month from now every single one of them will go through tables.
MVP makes his way out dressed to compete. MVP says he isn’t the kind of man that reacts well to threats so Bully should rethink what he’s doing. He says he doesn’t care about what the brainless puppets in the crowd say and parrot what Bully says. He says that no one is going through a table but if Bully wants to fight he would be happy to handle that, however that would be no fun because why should he have all the fun himself when he has friends to help. “It ain’t no fun if the boys can’t have none,” MVP says as Lashley and King walk out. EC3 and Spud then swarm the ring from behind Bully and EC3 clips Bully’s knee! King slides into the ring and begins peppering Bully with punches as well. Bully comes in and elbow drops Bully while Spud rakes his eyes. MVP hits a Knee Drop on Bully and then Lashley holds Bully while MVP beats on him.
EC3 grabs one of the tables, the one painted with Spud’s name, and sets it up in the ring. EY runs out along with Austin Aries and The Wolves and the fight is on! The babyfaces clear the ring all but Spud who hides under the table. The Wolves grab him as Aries says that Bully isn’t the only one obsessed with the heels in this company. Aries says that the numbers game won’t come into effect tonight and suggests a six man tag tonight! Bully says that if MVP and his boys had any balls they would have that match next! Bully says that MVP can take his chain and shove it up his ass because they’re about to remind MVP of what is going to happen to all of them.
EY hands Spud to Bully who then Super Bombs him off the top through the table!
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Six Man Tag Team Match
MVP, Bobby Lashley, & Kenny King vs. The Wolves & Austin Aries
Back from the break the brawl has started at ringside! Davey has his ribs taped up heavily. MVP attacks those ribs with a series of knees. Lashley tosses Aries into the ring and they exchange punches. Lashley whips Aries hard into the turnbuckles and then blatantly chokes Aries. The Wolves throw King into the ring steps while Lashley tosses Aries back into the corner. He puts the boots to Aries and then chokes him with his boot. Aries comes back with leg kicks to the bigger Lashley and starts choking Lashley back. Lashley shoves him away as Eddie and King spill into the ring now. Lashley goes for the Running Powerslam on Aries but he blocks it. Lashley then attempts the Spear but Aries drops down sending Lashley out to the floor. Eddie sends King to the floor now and then MVP rolls in and goes after Edwards. Davey sends MVP to the floor and then The Wolves dive through the ropes with a Double Suicide Dive onto MVP and King! Aries then dives off the top with the Savage Flying Axe Handle onto Lashley on the floor!
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Back from the break the match has finally settled down to a tag team match. Davey catapults King into a forearm from Aries from the apron. Aries then tags himself in and hits a Slingshot Corkscrew Elbow onto King as King was lying on the knees of Davey. Aries covers King for a nearfall and then tags Eddie. Eddie headbutts King and then tags Davey back into the match. The Wolves sandwich King with a Double Headbutt and then tosses King into a headbutt from Eddie. Eddie tags in again and The Wolves toss King headfirst into the boot of Aries. The Wolves whip King into the ropes and Eddie hits a drop toehold and Davey set up for something on the ropes but MVP kicked him in the ribs. Lashley drags Davey to the floor and throws him into the steps! King hits a Spinning Enziguri on Eddie as he was distracted by what happened to Davey. MVP tags into the match and covers Eddie with one finger for a nearfall. MVP then punches him repeatedly and mounts him for another nearfall. MVP tags Lashley into the match and holds Eddie as Lashley hits a series of nasty forearms and kicks. Lashley then drives his shoulder repeatedly into Eddie before tagging MVP back into the match. Lashley whips Eddie into a Lariat from MVP for another pinfall attempt. MVP tosses Eddie into the corner and then connects with the Mafia Kick followed by a T-Bone Suplex! 1…2…NO Eddie kicks out! King tags into the match and puts Eddie in a waistlock. King then attempts a German Suplex but Eddie lands on his feet! Eddie ducks a clothesline attempt from King and dives to his corner to tag in Aries! Aries ducks a clothesline from King and dropkicks MVP off the apron! Aries hits King with a series of forearms and then whips him into the corner. Lashley runs in and cuts Aries off. Lashley whips Aries into the opposite corner and charges at him, but Aries ducks and destroys King with the IED! Aries goes for the IED on Lashley but Lashley catches him in midair and counters into the Running Powerslam! King tags MVP into the match and MVP goes for the Drive-By Kick, but Aries avoids it and hits a Roaring Elbow! Aries goes for the Brainbuster but King hits him from behind and attempts the Royal Flush! Aries blocks it and hits the Roaring Elbow on him! Aries hits the Brainbuster on King! Eddie and Lashley fight on the outside as Richards climbs back on the apron and tags into the match. Davey hits the Ghetto Stomp off the top onto King but then Lashley comes out of nowhere with the Spear on Davey! Lashley picks Davey up and holds him as MVP hits the Drive-By Kick for the pin.
Winners: Lashley, MVP, & King via pinfall (Drive-By Kick)
Bram talks to Magnus backstage and tells him that he is done talking because he wants the old Magnus back. He says he has a match tonight and he doesn’t care who it is against, but Magnus will be out there to see and feel the violence.
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Backstage EC3 approaches Dixie and tells her about what happened with Bully. Dixie flippantly says “poor Spud” and says that they have very important business to deal with tonight with MVP.
Tigre Uno vs. Bram w/Magnus
Remember all that I’ve been saying for months about not wanting Tigre to just get lost in the shuffle, yeah I think we’re about to see that come to fruition here. Bram tries to go after Tigre at the bell but Tigre uses his speed to avoid Bram’s strikes. Tigre then hits a Dropkick Salto and attempts a hurricanrana only to eat a vicious Powerbomb! Bram screams at Tigre and then connects with a series of right hands. Bram tosses Tigre into the ropes and connects with a Running Back Elbow. Bram rakes Tigre’s face against the mat and hits a series of knees. Bram lifts Tigre in the air by his throat. Tigre fights him off with punches and then as Bram releases him he hits a Back Kick. Tigre hits the ropes only to eat a vicious Lariat! Bram hits a Jumping Spike DDT for the pin.
Winner: Bram via pinfall (Spike DDT)
After the match Bram continues to assault Tigre. He pulls a steel turnbuckle out from under the ring and goes to hit Tigre with it, but Magnus stops him and asks him what’s wrong with him. Magnus says he doesn’t give a damn about Tigre but wants to know what’s wrong with Bram. He says that Tigre is a world class athlete but he is half Bram’s size. Bram says it doesn’t matter how big or small someone is he would have beaten him anyway. Bram says that the old Magnus would have ripped his mask off and kicked his head off. Bram says when he looks at Magnus he doesn’t see the old Magnus. Magnus says maybe Bram needs a bigger test and mockingly says that maybe he should learn at the feet at the master Bram. Magnus says maybe Bram needs to prove himself against Willow and Bram smiles and says he’ll do it right now if he has to!
Gunner approaches Anderson backstage about them teaming up tonight. Anderson asks Gunner if he is out of his mind about the issue with Samuel Shaw. Gunner says he just needs some help but Anderson just says he’s a creep living in his mom’s basement.
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Brittany approaches Madison backstage and asks Madison if she will team with her against BP tonight. Madison sits her down and tells her that she saw what they did to her last week. She says that she tried to warn her before that she isn’t ready for them. Madison says it took her years to figure out how to deal with people like her. She says that if she wrestles them again they’ll find away to destroy her. Madison tells Brittany to promise her that she won’t have the match which she agrees to.
The BroMans vs. Gunner & Mr. Anderson
Bro-Mans attack the babyfaces as they climb in the ring. They double team Gunner in their corner taking control of the match early. Gunner explodes out of the corner with a clothesline on Jesse but Robbie elbows him from behind before he can get away to make a tag. Bro-Mans beat on him in the corner and then Jesse connects with a gorgeous dropkick as Gunner again attempts to fight out of the corner. They sandwich Gunner in the corner with the BOOM Knees. Robbie whips Gunner into the ropes and connects with a back elbow for a nearfall. Anderson breaks up the pin but then Robbie dives off the top with the Fist Pump Drop, but Gunner rolls out of the way. Gunner reaches for the tag but Jesse knocks Anderson off the apron and then Bro Mans double team Gunner. Robbie taunts Gunner and goes to grab him but Gunner connects with a Fall Away Slam and gets the hot tag to Anderson! Anderson clotheslines Robbie and then hits one on Jesse. Anderson hits a Spinning Neckbreaker on Robbie followed by an attempt at the Green Bay Plunge, but Jesse pulls Robbie off and kicks Anderson. Bro Mans whip Anderson into the ropes where Gunner blind tags him. Bro-Mans attempt a Double Backdrop on Anderson but he stops and kicks them both. Anderson tosses Jesse to the floor and then hits the Mic Check on Robbie! Gunner dives off the top with the Flying Headbutt for the pin!
Winners: Anderson & Gunner via pinfall (Flying Headbutt)
The Menagerie come out and Rebel is swinging around some kind of neon dildos or something. Bro-Mans act creeped out by The Menagerie as they surround them. Robbie and Jesse escape but The Freak catches him and Press Slams the ever loving hell out of him.
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Backstage Brittany approaches Gail and asks her to team with her tonight. Gail accepts the match and Brittany hugs her.
Dixie and EC3 come down to the ring. Dixie says that she and MVP started a conversation last week and she wants him to come out so they can finish it tonight. MVP comes out along with his crew and asks her what she wants. Dixie tells MVP not to be condescending to her and that they can do this the easy way or the Dixie Carter way. MVP says that he thought she said everything she wanted to last week but Dixie says that “thug” interrupted her. She says they were just getting started and that Dixie says she left off at the part where MVP might just need her. MVP says he’s in charge and he and his crew have the power and people actually respect them unlike Dixie. MVP says he fights EY at Slammiversary for the World Title so they have everything pretty much in hand.
Dixie says she could mind her own business and go back to Nashville or she could get on her Jet and go to Dallas to have a meeting with the TNA Board of Directors to show them the abuse of power that the Director of Operations has been showing. MVP says that Dixie is so sexy when she threatens him but she says that she isn’t threatening him because this is the reality. MVP says that reality is all about perspective and he and Dixie have a different vision. MVP says he has access to a lot more money than Dixie even knows about and Dixie calls it “dirty money.” MVP says it doesn’t matter if it is dirty money or money that was inherited while pointing at her because money is power and he has access to a lot of it. Are they suggesting MVP is a drug kingpin or something, what the hell? MVP says that if Dixie wants to play a game of chicken and see who blinks first then they should let the games begin.
EY walks out to the ring along with Bully Ray carrying a pipe! Bully is carrying his chain. EY says he and Bully are into the finer things in life and nothing would be finer than seeing every person in the ring right now go through a table. MVP asks EY if he would like to bash MVP’s head in with that pipe and even though EY admits to being crazy he isn’t that crazy. MVP says EY has a lot of heart but he doesn’t have enough heart to beat him. He says at Slammiversary he will take the TNA World Title from him and after that he will fire EY so EY can go do something he’s good at like fishing. EY hits the ring but Bully pulls him back before anything happens. Bully says that there is a time and place for everything.
MVP says that is absolutely right and looks at King holding him back. MVP asks EY if Bully is his dad and asks when he started taking orders from Bully. MVP says he’s known a lot of bad asses in his life but Bully Ray is just another New Yorker with a loud mouth. Bully starts to get in the ring but EY stops him this time and reminds him that there is a time and a place. MVP says since they have so much energy tonight MVP will book them in a match against each other tonight. MVP then appoints EC3 as the guest referee for the match tonight. Bully refuses but MVP says he will face EY tonight or he will be fired. Bully again refuses and tells him to go ahead and fire him. MVP asks if that is what he wants and then Dixie asks if he is quitting or does he want MVP to fire him.
Dixie asks Bully if he quits then who will fight EC3 and Dixie. Dixie says EY doesn’t have the stomach to get down in the gutter to fight where this war was going to happen. Dixie says he thought Bully was a New Yorker and New Yorkers don’t quit. Bully says he will never quit until he gives every wrestling fan what they want to see, him putting Dixie through a table. Bully says unlike Dixie the fans actually want him here. Bully says he will make good on his promise to put every one of them through a table.
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A vignette focusing on Kurt Angle’s injury is shown. Angle says his knee is getting better slowly but surely. He thanks the fans for their support and he couldn’t do it without the fan support.
The Beautiful People vs. Brittany & Gail Kim
Brittany wants to get in the ring first which Gail agrees to. She and Angelina square up and then Angelina kicks Brittany and connects with a series of forearms. Angelina hits a shoulder block and then whips Brittany into the ropes. Angelina attempts a backdrop but Brittany kicks her and follows up with a series of forearms. Angelina attempts a clothesline but Brittany ducks and hits a dropkick. Brittany hits a Snapmare followed by a running back kick. Brittany celebrates the move and Gail tells her to focus. Angelina trips her and drags her to the BP corner. Velvet tags in and taunts Brittany while Angelina chokes her. Velvet then chokes her with her foot. Velvet chokes Brittany in the ropes and hits a Snapmare followed by a field goal kick to the back. Velvet then hits a Sliding Dropkick for a two count. Velvet hits a series of forearms on Brittany and then whips her into the ropes, but Brittany slides through her legs and then trips her and rolls forward into a jackknife pin for a nearfall. Brittany whips Velvet into the corner and hits the Handspring Back Elbow. Brittany celebrates again too much which allows Velvet to grab her by the hair and slams her to the mat. Velvet slams Brittany into the heel corner and then holds her as Angelina tags in and puts the boots to her. Angelina chokes Brittany in the ropes and then Velvet chokes her as well. Angelina hangs Brittany up in the ropes and chokes her and then dropkicks her into the ropes. Angelina covers Brittany for a nearfall and then tags Velvet back in. Velvet dives off the middle rope with an Axe Handle Drop. Velvet attempts to whip Brittany into the ropes but Brittany counters into a Russian Leg Sweep! Brittany reaches out for a tag but Velvet grabs her feet only to get kicked away. Gail gets the hot tag and connects with a Running Shoulder Block to Velvet. She knocks Angelina off the apron and then floats over a charging Velvet. Gail hits Velvet with a dropkick and then goes for a splash on Velvet in the corner, but Velvet moves out of the way and Gail catches herself on the turnbuckles. Gail springs out of the corner with a Flying Cross Body on Velvet! 1…2…NO Velvet kicks out! Gail goes to climb up top but Brittany tags herself in and tells Gail that she’s got it. Brittany attempts the Handspring Moonsault but Velvet moves out of the way and then Angelina nails Brittany with the Botox Injection! Velvet covers her for the pin.
Winners: Beautiful People via pinfall (Botox Injection)
Backstage EY approaches Bully and Bully reminds him that if he beats EY tonight then he could be considered #1 Contender for the title so may the best man win.
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Back from the break a pissed off Brittany says she needs to talk to Madison. Madison comes out and Brittany wants to know why Madison rejected her tonight. Madison says this whole thing is getting a little weird for her, and she tried to tell Brittany that the issues she is having with BP have been going on for years. She says that there are some issues that run really deeply that only the three of them know of them so whatever needs to be handled will be handled between the three of them. She says that she won’t held responsible for getting Brittany involved in that. Brittany says Madison won’t be responsible because she will take full responsibility for whatever happens. Brittany says she just wants to be with Madison, me too Brittany me too. Madison asks her what she just said and Brittany repeats it. She gets really close to Madison’s face and Madison shoves her away. Madison tells her this went a little bit too far and she needs to keep her distance. Brittany screams at Madison and says that she has done nothing but great things for her. She wants to know why Madison doesn’t like her and asks her what she has to do for Madison to accept her. Madison rips the microphone away from her and then Angelina and Velvet walk out.
Angelina mockingly says Madison just broke a young girl’s heart and Velvet says that everyone calls them the mean girls but look what Madison just did. Velvet says Brittany just witnessed the real sting of the “Queen Bee” and that nobody but them know the real Madison Rayne. Velvet says THEY made Madison the way she is. Madison says God forbid that she was ever anything like them and the asshole fans start chanting “boring.” Madison tells Angelina that she needs to be worrying about her title because she has a rematch clause which she is cashing in next week. Madison tells Angelina to shine the belt up for her because next week it is coming back to its rightful owner.
MVP and his crew approach EC3 in the back and MVP says just because they and EC3’s redneck aunt have an issue doesn’t mean they can’t get along. King says they’re going to have EC3’s back tonight.
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Kenny King walks out before the Main Event and tells Christy that her services are no longer are needed because he will be the guest ring announcer for the match.
Main Event
Non-Title Match
Special Referee: Ethan Carter III
Bully Ray vs. “Showtime” Eric Young
King introduces Bully Ray as being from “Hell’s Toilet, New York” and weighing 742 pounds. He introduces EY as the “bearded wonder.” In a funny moment King tried to climb over the guardrail to get away from Bully and EY but the fans wouldn’t let him so he had to go find a different spot where fans weren’t standing. Lashley is announced as the special enforcer for this match and MVP is the special timekeeper. Bully and EY finally lockup and Bully surprises EY with an armdag. They lockup again and this time Bully Hip Tosses EY. They lockup a third time and Bully Scoop Slams EY. A fourth lockup leads to a series of armdrags by EY and then a dropkick. Bully rolls out to the floor where King attacks him from behind.
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Back from the break EY and Bully brawl into the corner. Bully whips EY into the opposite corner and charges at him but EY floats up and over him. EY then hits the ropes but eats a shoulder block from Bully. EY rolls out to the floor and MVP decks him. Bully gets in MVP’s face and then he and EY climb back in the ring. EY gets Bully in a waistlock but Bully reverses it and goes for a Back Suplex. EY lands on his feet and hits a Flying Forearm. EY attempts to whip Bully into the corner but Bully reverses it and EY flips up and over it landing on the apron. EY and Bully exchange right hands and then Bully slingshots EY back into the ring. EY hits a series of jabs followed by an attempt at the Bionic Elbow, but EC3 grabs his arm and says that he isn’t allowing any elbows in this match so Bully kicks him in the face! MVP’s crew hit the ring and attacks Bully and EY.
Winner: NO CONTEST
Lashley Spears Bully in the corner but then SAMOA JOE’S music hits! Joe hits the ring and attacks MVP’s boys! Joe hits a Mafia Kick on Lashley sending him to the floor! King attempts a dive off the top but Joe simply moves out of the way and then hits him with the Muscle Buster as a “Joe” chant starts up! Joe stares MVP down as Impact closes.
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“Final Thoughts” will be up later tonight or tomorrow morning.
QUICK RESULTS
1) MVP, Kenny King, & Lashley def. The Wolves & Austin Aries
2) Bram def. Tigre Uno
3) Mr. Anderson & Gunner def. Bro-Mans
4) The Beautiful People def. Brittany & Gail Kim
5) Eric Young fought Bully Ray to a NO CONTEST
Scheduled for Next Week:
– TNA Knockouts Title: Madison Rayne vs. Angelina Love (c)
– Bram vs. Willow
Slammiversary Lineup:
-TNA World Title: Eric Young (c) vs. MVP
-Ethan Carter III vs. Bully Ray
Until next week… PEACE! 
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